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  • Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
  • Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
  • Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
  • Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
  • Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
  • Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
  • Family: *comes home*
  • Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet
sabresinthetardis:

This is the most precious thing I have ever seen

sabresinthetardis:

This is the most precious thing I have ever seen

kenobi-wan-obi:

badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:

the-real-goddamazon:

7thwonderoftheworld:

trebled-negrita-princess:

policymic:

Coachella is capitalizing on offensive Native American appropriation

Needless to say, many Natives are not fans of the trend. But that hasn’t stopped the festival from capitalizing on the “white kids playing Indian” motif and offering tipi rentals for the low weekend price of … $2,200? Paying rent in a New York City rat hole never sounded so good.

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"White kids playing Indian"

Disgusting

Coachella, AKA white girls appropriating Native and Indian culture conference.

Lol @ white chicks “apprecating Native American culture.” I bet any of these white chicks can’t tell you which Native American nations use headdresses (which are SACRED and EARNED) and which nations don’t use them.

but fuck around and mock the U.S. military and their ranks/statuses and watch ya ass end up on a terrorist watch list or worst.

ursamajor:

(via Twitter / mikelentini: please select your gender …)

ursamajor:

(via Twitter / mikelentini: please select your gender …)

hanetry:

sheercompulsion:

April 17, 2014: At morning skate, when Andrew Shaw accidentally hits Jonathan Toews’ hand with his stick, they agree to let bygones be bygones by letting Toews hit him back

hockey players have a very low threshold for personal injustice

dumbcuntts:

paintvrlife:

Leonid Afremov is a passionate painter from Mexico who paints with palette knife with oil on canvas. He loves to express the beauty, harmony and spirit of this world in his paintings, which are rich in different moods, colors and emotions.

these literally just changed my mood

toysfortrots:

fegeleh:

baruchobramowitz:

makhshayfe:

fuck u cnn

CNN can eat shit

NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY ALLOW TO HAPPEN TO US

For those unaware, this is in reference to a shooting that recently happened at a Passover service in which the shooter was heard to be yelling “heil Hitler”
Motive unclear, my ass.

toysfortrots:

fegeleh:

baruchobramowitz:

makhshayfe:

fuck u cnn

CNN can eat shit

NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY ALLOW TO HAPPEN TO US

For those unaware, this is in reference to a shooting that recently happened at a Passover service in which the shooter was heard to be yelling “heil Hitler”

Motive unclear, my ass.

(Source: superpunch2)

If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

superwholocked-rp:

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

c’mon potterheads! signal boooooooooooooost